Welcome to the fifth and final edition of Awesome Extinct Animals. Today we will be exploring the life and times of an incredible beast that no longer graces the plains and outcrops of  Earth.  They were the Princes of the Pleistocene, Masters of Mayhem, and Lords of Laceration.  They are probably one of the first …
Terror Birds: Awesome Extinct Animals, Pt 4
Birds are typically not that scary (unless you've seen Hitchcock's The Birds).  Most are smaller than humans and while many have sharp beaks and claws, they do not tend to target humans.  But I know the easiest way to make an animal's name sound several hundred times scarier.  All you have to do is add a …
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Neanderthals: Awesome Extinct Animals, Pt 3
What was 5'5", buried its dead, and went extinct 30 000 years ago? I'll give you a hint: they belong to the same genus as you and me. Haven't got it yet? Â Here is another hint: Â their name almost rhymes with "Damn, you're tall!". That's right, today's awesome extinct animal is our (very) distant cousin: …
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Irish Elk: Awesome Extinct Animals, Pt 2
What kind of bed do you sleep in? Personally, my bed is a double. Â It is about 1.4m (4.5ft) wide and 1.90m (6.25ft) long . Â Two people can sleep comfortably on it, hence the name "double". Â With the matress, boxspring and frame, it probably weighs about 20 kg (~40lbs). Now, imagine fastening two of these …
Giant American Ground Sloth: Awesome Extinct Animals, Pt 1
The word "Pleistocene" always reminds me of that malleable sculpture substance that is really good at getting stuck under fingernails. Â That stuff, however, is plasticine and is not the topic of the 5-part series of posts that is coming your way. Pleistocene refers to the geological epoch from about 2.5 million years ago (mya) to …
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